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Keyring Bottle Openers

Some of our slogans on keyring bottle openers, for those days when you go drinking naked but still have a point to make.
Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn | Keyring Bottle Opener

Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn | Keyring Bottle Opener

£3.50

Chavbusters | Keyring Bottle Opener

Chavbusters | Keyring Bottle Opener

£3.50

Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate | Keyring Bottle Opener

Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate | Keyring Bottle Opener

£3.50

Smell Your Mum | Keyring Bottle Opener

Smell Your Mum | Keyring Bottle Opener

£3.50

Stop Being A Cunt | Keyring Bottle Opener

Stop Being A Cunt | Keyring Bottle Opener

£3.50