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Five Star Reviews

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Five Star Reviews

Some reviews are in for my book - all 5 star so far.If you've not got a copy and want one, get over to Amazon (outside the UK, just search "Lord Zion")   Paperback | Signed Paperback | Kindle (incl. Unlimited)   WANT TO TRY BEFORE YOU BUY? Go to www.lordzion.com for a free chapter!

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27 Damn Good Reasons To Buy From Us!

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27 Damn Good Reasons To Buy From Us!

It has really come to my attention lately how many online stores are run by faceless people. I don't know them, their story, where they came from and why they want my money (beyond the obvious exchange for goods or services).Vikki and I have always been really open to you guys. I like to think of us as one big, very sweary family. What makes this more so is that we travel the land and get to meet an awful lot of you face to face. You really are lucky bastards sometimes.In the past, your custom - or the custom...

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So, we moved. Let us know what you think!

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So, we moved. Let us know what you think!

Hell-O! When we first launched this website in 2002, the internet was in it's relative infancy. The technology we used when we installed our eCommerce facility was, at the time, state-of-the-art. Over the years, we have avoided making too many changes. We have always wanted to keep our prices low and revamping the site would have just meant having to charge you more for the same items as before. That just didn't seem fair.But, the last couple of years has seen a lot of technological changes both to the internet and to the devices people use to shop on it....

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