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yup, absolutely completely and
utterly free stickerz for you, at our expense, to stick on your
skateboard, briefcase, school boox, lecturer, boss, parent
whatever - the choice is yourz!! we have thousandz of
these to give away - we'll even pay the shipping! just follow
this link and
we'll send ya a few! if you want loadz to stick all
over the place, and you qualify, become a STREET
SLuT.
here's
a few reasons why some of you luverlee people want these
free stickers..
glad to see we're appealing to a nice sane bunch of
freaks and weirdo's!! nice one! |
| "a
friend of mine sent me to your site cause i wanted to
get some sick as fuck t-shirts to display in the usa
cause i live in like this bible thumpin jesus obsessed
hick town where its alright to screw yer sister! i love
pissin off these inbreeding assholes! please send some
stickers to put on my truck! see how much shit i can get
into!!" -
mississippi, usa |
| "i
live in a redneck south georgia town. they've never seen
anything like this. they *need* to see this. it'll make
their world larger and more angry" -
ga, usa |
| "the
other night i went to wendy's to get some food, and this
chick named mindy worked there. i figured id be slick,
so i said 'hey ur name rhymes with the name of this
place.' she instantly wanted to get it on right there,
and she said she went on break in five minutes so i
should meet her in the bathroom. but i've got too much
class for that shit, so instead we crawled out the
window and onto the roof. i pulled my pants down and
pointed to my peepee and said 'do stuff to this.' then
suddenly i heard someone shout 'stop, now get down!' i
figured id be smart cuz they were only security guards,
so i said 'why dont u get down on this!' then one of
them pulled out a freakin tazer and zapped me in the
nuts! but i have to admit, i kinda leaned into it. so i
want some stickers so i can go back and put 'em all over
the fuckin place for zappin my nuts. well...im out like
an inbred in a spelling bee. later"
- virginia, usa |
| "my
sanitary napkins (pads) lose their stickiness and cause
me to ooze all over the place, so I need something to
keep them in place so I don't get chunky clots running
down my legs" -
british columbia, canada |
| "because
i'm going to stick one on prince harry's door (being at
the same school and all that)" -
eton, uk |
| "i
want stickers! because it quite amusing to stick them to
my nans up-market flat door...although she hasnt clocked
onto the fact that mindless idiot is her grandson... all
fun and games!" -
kent, uk |
| "i
want those sticks, to drop in my letter box like bricks,
god i hate those corporate pricks! so thank u smellurmum
for keepin up tricks, and bein as hot as the 98 seasons
knicks! its george bush i tell ya, bombin iraq like a
cowboy screamin hell ya! but im not go political, cos i
dont think its critical, its not my fault that fuckin
man is illiteral! *this has been another i87
production.... sorry thats all i could think of off the
top of my head.....ill come up woth more tho! i promise!"
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cork, ireland |
| "i
would like to contribute to the mass of stickers around
my ass hole school as it is pissing off the fuck face
teachers and one more thing they kick ass!!" -
nottingham, uk |
| "give
me the fucking stickers you mother fuckers or i'll smell
your mum, by the way go fuck yourself. these stickers
are the best fucking thing since channel 5 porn on
friday!" -
nottingham, uk |
| "i
want these fucking stickers cause i want to subject this
sick twisted shit in to canada, fire this motherfucker
up globaly. fuckin' sign me up for the street team too
i'll fuckin' have this great shit flying all over this
country send a fuckin' truck load i'll get it out you'll
be famous!" -
canada |
| "well,
i think i deserve some of your stickers because......
the other night i went to a party at a friends house but
i was wearing a black top and decided it was toooo hot
so obviously i had to strip off and thats when i was
handed a tshirt. next morning i went to the bathroom,
looked in the mirror and saw a huuuuge smell your mum
logo on this tshirt, which, still a bit drunk seemed
quite cool. so i decided to tell you this riveting story
and get one of these here stickers for me" -
devon, uk |
| "ever
since my pet moose ass raped me I've been needing
something to cover up the large space that is between my
cheeks and your stickers happen to be the right size, my
girlfriend could no longer stand the sight and the smell
of shit that has been dripping down my legs and told me
to go to your site and ask for some, please help as my
girlfriend can't take the smell anymore. cheers, I hope
to have some pretty stickers, I have many places to
stick them other than my butt, you want a butt
shot?" -
somerset, uk |
| "i
want your stickers cos im still saving for your t-shirts
but my piggy-bank isn't very well funded at the moment -
oh yeah, and i cant wait any longer to offend people so
you are my only hope!" -
lancashire,
uk |
| "i
saw some of your stuff...and dropped my dildo and
thought wooohooo yes this is for me...i think you should
give me some stickers becoz...i just happen to live near
a police station which could produce some amusing
photographs (fingers crossed i wont get arrested) some
pics in a church would be fun, and some in ASDA on the
fruit n veg would be even better. please give me a
chance to do silly things with your flyers" -
lancashire,
uk |
| "hey
yeah - I need some thing to cover my ringpiece when i'm
at a gig as i have a habit of stripping off which is
kool until the gig finishes and i'm thrown out leaving
my brown eye exposed to the elements; the logo on your
stickers are just the offensive motif that would go down
badly in my anally retentive hole of a town. oh
and I heard of the site of a friend who had seen it once
in a cyber cafe in oz" -
sussex,
uk |
| click
here to read even more top blags from you lot - the # 1
motherfuckers surfin' the innernet right now |
anyway, below is the actual style sticker
you'll get - man, we're good to you!
plus, if you go sticking them
somewhere really cool (ie teacher's car) and take a photo of
that, email the picture
to us (compress it first, no huge fuckoff 20mb files
dickweed!) and we may or may not send you a free t-shirt, at the
very least we'll stick the funniest on the site somewhere and
put your name up so you can have 15 seconds of infamy!
>>>click here to
see some of your pix<<<
from time-to-time
we will be giving away other free shit. now, we're not
doing this coz we have so much cash we just want to spunk it up
the wall - quite the opposite. this is urban warfare,
motherfuckerzzz!! you get free stuff and it helps spread
the word. the more people that know about us, the
better. so stop reading this and claim your goodies NOW!!
wallpaper
liven up your pc's
desktop at home college school or work with the wonderful
wallpaper designed by none other than z - we have two sizes to
choose from, standard (800x600)
and supersize
(bigger than 800x600
basically, but wanted to go all burger king on ya...). a
little image of it is below, click on it to see the big fuck-off
version then right click and 'save as background'. if you
want the 800x600
version, click on anywhere it says 800x600
and do the same. if you're still unsure as to what to do, get
of the internet now, you're gonna break it!! anyhow,
this is our vision of the future for us and our little
universe... told ya we were ambitious!
right,
that's all the free shit we have at the moment - and we're more
than happy to send it to you, gratis (that means free, in
case you're a total donut). all we ask in return is that
you do us one simple favour and, before you go trawling around
the rest of the webshite (highly recommended, it's very good,
y'know...) or leave this place, just pop
in the shop, have a nose around and mebbe buy something - go
on, treat yourself. you deserve it! stand out in
your crowd!!
some
selected kick-ass in-store items!!
don't be stingy, show your support and buy something
now!!! |
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bad
mother fucker wallet
how fucking cool is this?? impress the fuck
out of everyone when you pull this out in town!
100% leather, nicely embossed, only £34.99 including
shipping!!
yes,
i'm a bmf & i'd love one of these to show how
chuffing hard i really am. now i just need to
learn that ezekiel bollocks! |
spit
like this 'the pop shot!' ep
we get the strangest fucking reviews for our cd!
needless to say, it is nothing like any of the dross out
there. like a window in a room of flatulence!!
hmm,
perhaps i'm not such a closed minded twat after all -
ok, i'll give something new a try and hope my ears don't
bleed! |
smell
your mum logo t-shirt
the king of all t-shirts. i cannot describe
the amount of respect and attention this shirt gets,
it's ridiculous! and we got shit loads of other
designs, too!
well,
it is about time i got some new clothes. i've not
had a bath since nirvana. go on then, you've
twisted me arm! |
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