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t
o p b l a g s
we
get sooooo many emails requesting stickers, it's making us
broke! but some of you are pretty creative and, up until
now, we've only had limited space to put a few choice reasons you've sent us for
getting free stickers. but no more! we've made a
special page where we're gonna put all the best blags coz 1)
they're funny 2) it's our webshite and we do what we want 3)
gives you lot something else to read 4) it's a sunday and i'm
bored shitless.
| want
to see your blag here?? don't panic, boys n girlz,
we keep your identity a secret from the authorities and
you can let everyone else know just how goddamn nasty
you really are!! |
| "the
number on reason why i deserve these stickers is because
i live in fucking georgia, usa. the bible belt. where
the fucking bible beaters won't even let me fucking buy
fucking beer on sunday!!!!! you are considered
'original' if you fucking wear something from the gap,
instead of the stupid abercrappy and bitch. if your
sticker is attached to my car, i definitely will be
pulled the fuck over and arrested. i can't wait.!!! i
found your site on google and it is a breath of fresh
air" -
ga, usa |
| "sup!
my names m***** k***. i heard about smellyourmum.com
from one of my friends who tried to brand me with one of
your stickers. reasons
why you should send me stickers - a) my headteachers
office needs re-decoratin' - b) i have a penis smaller
than a stoat - c) if you don't send me stickers i'll
spunk in envelopes and mail em' to your family.
cheers
guys" -
kent, uk |
| "hey
u fart asses get off this site, order some stickers and
fuckin plaster the place!" -
kent, uk |
| "why
I should have some free stickers: a.) To piss people off
of course b.) It'll show you're cool, and I'll
definitely buy your kick-ass fucking shirts! how did I
find your site?: a mate told me about it after sticking
his finger up at me and saying "smell your
mum" - I beat his ass down for that, but that was
before I realised how cool the site was sorry.
keep it real... or I'll
fucking kill you" -
lancs, uk |
| "my
computer sucks dick through a straw, and i couldn't
click on the link so i had to go to all this
fucking trouble of sending you an email from msn....
which is why i deserve a, or some, stickers :D cos i
heard about this from my buddy who had it on his college
folder, shining it at all the tutors" -
lancs, uk |
| "i
should be on your street-team for one specific fucking
reason... i
happen to live very close to the largest bus-station in
europe, the preston bus station... every day this
bus-station is frequented by hundreds of thousands of
ignorant fucks who need to see your message... we must
show the ignorant fuckers of this world who's in-charge
and if they think they're fucking bad we'll cane the
pricks all over, right? if i were on your street team i
would absolutely fucking plaster this bus-station and
the surrounding city center with your stickers, and I
would run away from the security staff while shouting
"smell your fucking mum, bitches" with all my
heart and soul. if
you wish for me to commence with "operation preston-bus
sucks dick" then give me the word, you will not
fucking regret it dudes"
- preston, uk |
| "some
kids at our school had been stickin up stickers from
some site for new bands and the principal went off about
it, so i wanna join your street team so i can stick
these stickers and shit over my school to fuck him
off some more cos the principal is a fuckin ballbag.
and these losers stickin up the other stickers
think they're hardcore for doin it. they're fuckheads
too" - murray bridge,
australia |
| "i
want free stickers so that i kan go vandilise
gravestones with them and maybe ur stickers will then
appear in the local newspaper giving you more business.
good idea ay? i need loads mind u there are loads of
gravestones out there!!!!!!!" - essex,
uk |
| "i'm
15 and im fukin on repremand thingy. I hate the pigs -
gimme loadsa shit so i can fuck of the pigs, my noisy
fat gay nextdoor neighbour and all the chavs around
england!" - kent,
uk |
| "fucking brilliant site!
a mate told me about it....pissed myself laughing.
i would love some stickers to fuck off all the channel-suited little "totterer" bitches at work.....show the bucket-vagged sluts who rules the world!!" - suffolk,
uk |
| "cuz
its about time our local police station got stickered
again..." - notts,
uk |
| "i
would like to do my part and pitch in to the cause and
show the motherfuckers here in the states about smell
your mum. i think i could really get some people
riled up, especially here in texas" - tx,
usa |
| "i
want some of your stickers so i can go round and stick
on the backs of unsuspecting old twats who think that
the world was a much better place 'in their day'... fuck
off old timer, coffin dodging old twats" - eastbourne,
uk |
| "i
wuld love a sticker 2 strategically place on my dads
bignose girlfriends car cuz she is a dog. i hope her
children c it and it will help them come to terms wi the
fact that their mother is a smelly whore" - essex,
uk |
have
you signed up yet?? no? what are you, a
fuckin' townie?? perhaps you want to bum a boyband?
nope?? better get your stickers now then - this freebie
bit ain't gonna last for ever! well, it might but what you
waiting for? oh, and join our mailing list thing too.
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