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s t i c k e r r e q u e s t p a g e

ok, to get your completely free stickers, just fill out the tiny tiny form below, hit the submit button then wait salivating by the postbox for mr postie. the more info you can give us the better. we use the info so we don't waste money advertising in places we don't need to! your email addy will be added to our SLuT NOiZLETTER - our monthly mailshot with news about SPiT LiKE THiS and smellyourmum.com. we do NOT pass or sell your details onto anyone else. if you have probs receiving it, adjust your mail filter. especially aol users. you can remove yourself from the list anytime if you want to bum westlife or something. btw, we DO read all of the submissions and the free stickers are not a divine right! saying stuff like "give us the stickers you fucks" will just lead to you being told to cunt off. and only one lot of free stickers per person - want more? become a STREET SLuT!

this is the sticker you'll get!!

AMERiCANS - PLEASE READ!! If you have found us on a "freebie" site, or have heard about us through a "freebie" email or newsletter, please FUCK OFF NOW and do not darken our site again. We will not send you free stickers coz you want to plaster your fridge with them or add them to your collection. Cunts. Now fuck off.

i would like some free stickers because:
try and be inventive! we don't have to give you the free stuff, y'know.
by the way, anyone that thinkz the way to our heartz is to hurl abuse must
be born with a defective gene. TRY and show some imagination....

my name is:
make it one that will get past your parentz, eh??

my full* home address is:
NO POSTCODE, NO STiCKERZ!! postie is useless at delivering without it!

my email address is:
an email will be sent to you to verify the address
you need to put in a valid address to get the free stuff
we're not using it to pass on to anyone else so don't panic!

and my myspace page is at:
so we can add you and let you know about cool stuff happening and offers.

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if you live in the usa, canada, russia or australia, read this!!
we are really sorry but, because we're a bunch of skint rock n rollers, we've had to temporarily stop sending the free stickerz to the usa, canada, russia and australia - we've sent out a quarter of a million for free so far (!!) - anarchy ain't cheap... you do get free stickerz & flyerz with any purchase from our shop though!

DiD YOU KNOW??
you can buy packs of 50 of these stickers from our site for just £4.99!
click on the images to get yours NOW!!

let us know if there is a shop near you that should be stocking our wondrous swag but isn't -
we'll then try and make 'em!!