monday
1st march 2004
dead
chuffed! having got a merchant account with our
bank, we can now accept credit cards on our new look
fully searchable bells and whistles superstore! please
go check it out and buy stuff!! |
sunday
28th december 2003
got some brand new flyers for you to annoy your
friends and neighbours with - it's called the 'granny
fanny' flyer and, i believe, the name speaks for
itself! click
here to see more... |
monday
8th december 2003
just
to let you know that last shipping date for christmas
withing the uk is the 20th, for overseas it's the 12th
so get your orders in quick!! |
monday
1st december 2003
well, it's december the 1st. only a few weeks
til xmas and, being the lovely bunch of people we are,
we thought we'd give you a christmas card to print out
to impress your friends and neighbours with. enjoy!! |
sunday
30th november 2003
we've
been a busy bunch here at the hq and are adding new
designs weekly! and we won't stop until we are the
most recognised offensive t-shirt company in the
world!! yay for us!! if you haven't done
already, check 'em out... |
saturday
25th october 2003
as from today, you can also purchase smell your
mum and spit like this t-shirts from alternateclothing.com,
our latest affiliate! |
thursday
02nd october 2003
they're
here!!! the brand spanking new range of smell
your mum t-shirts are in store now! how
fucking cool is that? best news of all is that you
can now pikk 'n' mixx the colours and styles you
want. so, what are you waiting for - spend
'n' offend!! |
saturday
27th september 2003
we have all our own printing gear now, have designed
a fuck load of t-shirts for you crazy motherfuckers so,
keep an eye on this webshite because it is gonna be
bursting with some outrageous shit any day now!! |
thursday
25th september 2003
the
second spit like this rockumentary, spit like
this go to archway, is now online. and it's
over 9 minutes of fucking funny stuff! you can
download it from here |
thursday
18th september 2003
our campaign to rid the world of shit like westlife,
n'sync etc is 1 year old today! against
manufactured pop (a.m.p.) is a movement and
website set up by us for you to voice your disgust at
people like simon cowell who rams his bollocks down our
throat endlessly. the bastard. you can check
out the signatures and add your own here |
thursday
28th august 2003
the
very first spit like this rockumentary is now
online for you to download!! filmed by us when we
got our tatts last week, i've spent the last week
editing the footage together to make an 8 minute
masterpiece. what
are you waiting for |
monday
18th
august 2003
hey! i got my first regular column on band-wars.co.uk
- me spouting on about anarchy and the like. you
can read the full thing here
and big thanx to will for making it happen! |
friday
15th
august 2003
at last! 'the boner' is finally
finished!! no idea what the fuck i'm talking
about? well, follow this
link to read more... |
tuesday
12th
august 2003
check it out - towerrecords.com have just
started selling our first ep, 'the pop shot!'.
cool eh? bit pricey at $9.99 i reckon but, if you
wanna put some $$ in their pockets as well as ours, go
right ahead. failing that, buy it from us, right
now for the paltry sum of just £2.99! |
friday
8th
august 2003
was asked today to do a piece for the surrey comet
(newspaper) on townies vs. rockers. very
difficult to do without using words like 'cunts' and
'motherfuckers', but i did it and i think i made my
point. i concurred that, all the jewelry they wear
must cut off vital air supplies to their brains making
them retarded. will they print this?? well,
only time will tell! watch this space. |
friday
8th
august 2003
we need ur help doing a bit of detective work 4
us. just heard that a few months ago kerrang! magazine
did a competition with our notorious smell your mum
stuff as prizes. well, we didn't know anything
about it so, if any of you out there have seen it and
can shed some light, please get
in touch! and thanx to the spunky one for letting us
know... |
tuesday
5th
august 2003
congratulations are in order to vikki spit
who, today, celebrates the lifting of the caution she
got 5 years ago for a drug related incident! |
friday
1st august 2003
our hq has moved as from today. we had our final blast at the annexe
(see images
from that fateful night) and we now live in south
park! can you believe it, spit like this
in south park??!! i'm sure there's a joke
or two in that, but i'll leave you lot to make 'em
up. so, all future correspondences etc go to the
new address which is on this site somewhere |
saturday
26th
july 2003
ok people - those guys at storm radio seem to
love us and, the 8 million people that have heard
us so far seem to love us. but it just ain't
enough!! we want the whole fucking world to
love us!!! you get more bang for your buck with spit
like this - we are the only fucking band
around that gives out free shit endlessly and we are the
only fucking band around that gives a shit about you
- the fans that make this happen. we provide you
with the ammo you need to take on your enemies and show
the world you matter. please please please help us
win this radio competition and help banish the world of
manufactured pop bullshit - text SPIT LIKE THIS to
07870 150 151 now! then do it again.
then get all your mates to do it. then nick some
townie's mobile and send a thousand from there.
just keep on doing it and we will be victorious!!!
thank you - we worship you, we love you and every atom
in our bodies was created to serve you! |
friday
25th
july 2003
is every idea that comes out of my fucking head
destined to be stolen, plagiarized or ripped off??
apparently so. the latest culprits? none
other than the bbc who, in a late night programme
called monkey dust, had a character appear
wearing a CNUT t-shirt!! thanx to ant for spotting
and reporting - nice to know that we are corrupting at
the very highest level! |
monday
21st july 2003
storm
radio
- it all starts today until the 28th july. we
need you to text spit like this to 07870 150
151 as many times as you possibly can, and get all
your mates to. we need to smash the opposition so
that non-manufactured music can win the day.
hoorah!!
 |
monday
21st
july 2003
arrrrrrgggghhh, i get so fucking mad
sometimes. check this out - me and vixx were out
today, minding our own business, when some fucking
arsehole scumbag chav (you know, baseball cap, head to
toe in sportswear, covered in gold) said 'look at the
state of that' about vikki. well, never one to put
up with too much shit, she went over to him and slapped
a 'go fuck yourself' sticker on his fila top. poor
guy nearly exploded with anger!! anyway, this got
me thinking - we all know that these people are, to
quote myself, 'the dogshit of our youth', and what do we
do about dogshit?? we clean it up, we get it off
our streets. so, go find yourself a townie and
give him a good fucking kicking in the name of spit
like this & smell your mum and reclaim the
streets for rock n roll!! |
thursday
17th july 2003
some great news here! hmv, one of the
countries biggest retailers of music and music related
stuff, want to stock our spit like this cd's!
as soon as they have them in, we'll let you know.
hopefully, we'll be able to persuade them to stock the smell
your mum tees too! |
friday
4th july 2003
got a call today from storm
radio - they wanted me to record a message to
their listeners.. "hey, this is spit like
this and you just listened to 'trust your
instincts'", that kind of thing.
seems they're gonna be sticking us on heavy rotation in
the next few weeks. you can listen to them on sky
digital 860, ntl digital 881, telewest digital 925, dab
digital radio and, if you have your mobile phone
handy, text spit like this to 07870 150 151
|
tuesday
24th
june 2003
this could quite possibly be the most disgusting
thing we have ever been involved with. let's hope
not but, fuck, there ain't a lot that's gonna top
this!! latest issue of the sport's ladsmag
(issue number 4, on the shelves now!!) has a competition
to win some smell your mum tees on page 72.
all you gotta do, is send in some pics of your mum with
her bits out! let's hope she looks better than the
model they chose to accompany the feature...
 |
monday
23rd
june 2003
after some investigating, we've found the company
that had nicked our smell your mum logo to sell
as a phone logo. as this was un-endorsed by us and
we weren't getting any royalties, we dropped them a line
or two and, thankfully, they've now removed the logo
from their site. big thanx to those ppl that let
us know about this copyright infringement - you guyz
fuckin rock!!
 |
wednesday
18th
june 2003
it's here!! after months of looking, more
months of waiting, our very own spit like this &
smell your mum hearse has arrived! it's a daimler
ds420 from 1984 (the same kind princess di
was carted off in) and is so cool. you can find
out more info about it on it's
very own page! |
tuesday
17th
june 2003
got some new flyers coming for you soon. and
they are fucking soooo cool. we've called them sex
n death and you can check them out here. |
friday
13th
june 2003
got a great review for our spit like this cd's
on no front teeth today: "this
is really sordid and sleazy in such a good way. these tracks are
so well put together and produced. it reminds me a lot of the
deep eynde but more vulgar! this is very unique and splendidly
sick. it’s definitely exciting and interesting and that goes
for the sound as well as the image...this is not everyday boring
music. far from it" |
wednesday
11th
june 2003
cheeky motherfuckerzzzzz! just heard from a
'source' that some cunt of a company, in the back of 'kerrang!'
magazine, has advertised the smell your mum logo
as a download for a mobile. cunts. did they
ask? did they offer a royalty?? no.
so, if any of you out there can let us know who it is,
please do coz we're gonna sue the fuckers out of
business. tanx. |
sunday
1st june 2003
just
got a message from our roving reporter, stevie lee
(spit like this guitar player) who is at the donington
download festival. apparently, there are loads
of people there in smell your mum gear! big
thanks to everyone that was flying the flag for filth in
our absence! |
wednesday
21st may 2003
man i love those guys at sleazegrinder.com!
they've just given our anarchy for two cd a great
review. go here
to read the whole thing. |
wednesday
21st may 2003
check
out the latest issue of bubblegum
slut zine (issue # 11). features an
extended interview with me (z) about smell
your mum and the whole spit like this
universe along with a favourable review of our anarchy
for two cd. you get get a copy of the zine -
also featuring interviews with the likes of pretty boy
floyd and robin black's intergalactic rock stars - by
sending a quid to 27 stores lane, tiptree, essex, co5
0lh. |
saturday
17th may 2003
just letting you know that the show at the peel,
kingston on june 14th is confirmed.
it's a saturday night so no excuses!! go to our tour
page for more info and a map, you can also download
flyers for the event here! |
tuesday
13th may 2003
the latest interview with z about our a.m.p.
campaign (against manufactured pop)
has just been put online. check
it out here and, if you haven't already, sign
our petition and help us rid this world of
manufactured pop bullshit!!! |
tuesday
13th may 2003
this is cool. purveyors of bad taste, the
sport newspaper, have a magazine called ladsmag.
well, they're very kindly going to give our smell
your mum tees and spit like this a plug in a
forthcoming issue! not only that, but they think
the vikkstar is "very fit and a bit dirty
looking" - hoorah! big thanx to john for making it
happen. |
wednesday
7th may 2003
great news! your favourite bunch of sick
motherfuckers have just been offered a 5 album record
deal! can't reveal too much info but all you need
to know is that it's the kind of deal where all our
principles remain completely intact. there are
*no* manufactured pop bands on the label and we get to
retain 100% of our creativity. watch this space... |
wednesday
7th may 2003
new t-shirt designs coming soon - click on this
link for a sneak peak... |
wednesday
16th april 2003
check out the latest issue of online girlz mag missminx.com
- there's a great interview with our very own vikki
spit plus her choice of a-sides - thanx to jenny for
making it happen! |
monday
14th april 2003
another fine review, thankyouverymuch, for 'anarchy
for two' - it's all in italian though so you'll just
have to take our word for it! highlights are
confirmation that our style of music is the style for
the new century. there you go, you heard it
here first! anyway, brush up on your italian here! |
sunday
13th april 2003
word is spreading fast about us and our mission to annoy
the planet! from humble beginnings to a canadian
cable access channel going on about our stickers.
that's like several thousand miles away. how cool
is that?? i'm sitting here typing this whilst some
canadian is getting all pissed off coz they've seen one
of our stickers for the first time. that
rules!! anyway, the programme was about graffitti
and they were chatting about our stuff appearing all
over the place. |
thursday
3rd april 2003
got a wicked review for our 'anarchy for two' ep on candyforbadchildren.com
- you can check out the full review here! |
tuesday
1st april 2003
congratz to ant who won a spit like this
t-shirt and guitar pick for his inventive use of our
flyerz and stickerz on his flying v! if you think
you can do better, send the proof!!
 |
saturday
29th march 2003
big big thanks to matt mason at totalrock.com!
matt has gone above and beyond by sticking a smell
your mum competition on totalrock's fantastic
website - the competition ends on the 31st march and all
you have to do is email swag@totalrock.com
and tell them what your mum smells like to be in with a
chance of winning some goodies!! as the page won't
be up for ever, for prosperity, we've captured it so it
can forever be viewed by clicking on the link below...
 |
saturday
22nd march 2003
go buy the latest issue of 100% biker mag!
not only is there a competition to win some smell
your mum goodies but it seems that these hardcore
bikers have seen fit to put a whole goddamn page on smell
your mum and spit like this. and half
of that is an interview with me (z) so we're
really rather proud! big thanks to pat for
making it happen!! click on the pix below to read
the article...
 |
tuesday
18th march 2003
check out the latest edition of rock sound magazine
(issue 47 / april). why?? i hear you
cry. well, you could win yourself a limited
edition smell your mum hoodie! yes, it's true
and all it need cost you is the cost of a text
message. to be in with the chance of winning one,
you need to send a text to 85133 with the message GRAB 6
(you must include a space between 'grab' and '6').
you can also send an entry to rock sound, 2nd floor, 50a
rosebery avenue, london, ec1r 4rp. you need to
write 'grab 6' then your name, age, address, telephone
number, email address and mobile number on the reverse
of the postcard. so go buy a copy (in newsagents
now!!), enter the competition then run up to random
strangers, middle finger aloft yelling 'smell your mum'
before running away giggling!! and to all the new people
that have found out about us through rock sound -
welcome... click
here to see the competition in all it's glory!
 |
tuesday
18th march 2003
as if you need any more proof that we are complete
superheroes around the world, it looks like we're
massive in... wait for it... romania!!!
where the fuck is romania?? how the fuck should i
know. europe somewhere. some website in
romania has posted a link to us on their newspage.
if you want you can check it out here.
and it must be a massive site as we've been inundated
with requests from our romanian buddies! rock on
romania! |
friday
14th march 2003
great news folks 'n' freaks! our band, spit
like this, has just found the fifth and final member
to complete the line-up and bring our rock 'n' roll
disaster to life! vile gilez is the
skinster and we're now in rehearsals with plans for a
tour later in the year! for more info, go to spitlikethis.com |
friday
7th march 2003
ok, this isn't news but a cry for help!! we would
like a hearse so that we can turn it into the official spit
like this and smell your mum car. now,
strange as it may seem, they aren't too common so, if
anyone knows of anyplace we can get one, please let us
know! |
monday
3rd march 2003
we're delighted to announce that we've recruited our
main guitar player for spit like this, stevie
lee. go to spitlikethis.com
for more info. |
saturday
1st march 2003
the latest newsletter was sent out today (go here
to view it) and we just heard back from one of our
friends who says, "no shit, some yank in oregon,
usa got some free smell your mum stickers and
slapped them on his race car. he makes his best attempt
to offend each saturday night" |
friday
28th february 2003
on the spit like this front, we have recruited
the first of the people that is going to help get our
vision on the road - t3. he
plays keyboards and guitars. more info on him will
be posted on the spit
like this webshite when i've done it. |
friday
28th february 2003
coming soon in an up-and-coming issue (# 11 i think) of bubblegum
slut magazine is an interview with us!
it's a fucking cool fanzine that needs your support so
go visit them and tell them we sent ya! |
friday
28th february 2003
what a great day!! one of our songs ('trust your
instincts') is featured on the cd cover mount of the
latest issue of powerplay magazine! you can
check out their webshite here,
check out the cover here
and go buy it from any decent newsagents, priced just
£3.50! hey, i just realised, you can buy one of
our ep's for less than that!! |
monday
24th
february 2003
well, it would appear that we've invented a whole
new musical genre! unable to completely pinpoint
exactly what this noiz that spit like this is, xfm
dj kevin greening today said, and i quote, 'i
think you've invented a completely new genre of music: glam
goth'. so, there we have it. we might be
glam goth. and neo-porn. how
kewl is that?? inventing two brand new musical
genres with our two musical releases! are we
fucking genius, or what??! |
saturday
22nd february 2003
you can now chat with us in real time using msn instant
messenger. our id for this is spitlikethis@hotmail.com
so add it to your address book and get in touch!
please only use this for chatting - all emails need to
go to our regular addresses. |
wednesday
19th february 2003
got some more goodies for you in store - a whole page of
spit like this t-shirts! three of them have
backprints, including one that says 'spit like this say
go fuck yourself' in rather large letters!! so, do
yourself a favour and go buy one!! |
wednesday
12th february 2003
it would seem that one of you gorgeous people took it
upon yourself to give x-fm dj kevin greening
a call yesterday to inform him of the greatness that is smell
your mum. well, obviously being a gent of
extraordinary discernment, he wants one of our
t-shirts. and because we are salacious publicity
seeking hounds, we are more than happy to oblige!
you can check out kevin and x-fm here. |
wednesday
12th february 2003
those rather fine folk at 100%
biker magazine have given us a mention in their
website forum. on top of that, the next issue will
also feature none other than us, our t-shirts, our music
and our mission. big big thank you to pat for
making it all happen! |
tuesday
11th february 2003
got a great email today from alex payne, metal dj (ie
plays metal, not a hard c-3po) at lakes college radio
who said, among other things: "i got the pack
dude. thanks much. so i heard the cds out
some. yes!!! u guys got the trashiest sound i ever
heard. an i don't mean to slate u sayin that. it's
pure innuendo in a bag!". well,
obviously, he has impeccable taste and we, therefore,
salute him in the only way we know how... so, have
you got yours yet?? if not, why not? bad
people. it's only 3 quid. shit, i've had
wanks that cost me more than that!! |
monday
10th february 2003
it's a bit late, but worth a mention - our distributor
has a stand at kensington's londonedge
show (8th - 11th feb) and has reported unprecedented
interest in our smell your mum tees and the
orders are coming in thick and fast!! good news
for us and good news for you. we're gonna try and
pop down tomorrow and grab some pics. anyway, if
you own a shop that sells offensive t-shirts, you should
be stocking ours. if you're not, you're missing
out and, frankly, that makes you a bit of a twat.
so get in touch now!!! |
saturday
8th february 2003
now, as well as free smell your mum stickers, you
can also get free spit like this stickers!!
click here
for more info!! |
wednesday
5th february 2003
look out for a competition appearing on totalrock.com
soon!! |
saturday
1st february 2003
our very first newsletter was sent out today - and it
was a massive success. without boring you with
stats, it was cool to see that we have a higher
click-thru rate than most. so big thanks to all of
you! any newbies / anyone that missed it can read
it around about... here! |
thursday
30th january 2003
weeeell, it is finally here!! after months of
bloody hard work and determination, our 2nd ep, 'anarchy
for two', is available from this very
webshite. just pop into the shop, go to page 4 and
buy it!! it's only three quid and it is fucking
awesome!! |
thursday
30th january 2003
the cd covermount on powerplay magazine has been
put back until feb 28th - put that date in your
diary now and get your newsagent to get a copy in!! |
wednesday
29th january 2003
check out the latest issue of ice
magazine - features our very own and very lovely
vikki on page 118! |
tuesday
28th january 2003
as you know, we have one of the songs off our
forthcoming ep on a covermount cd of powerplay
magazine, due in the shops any day now. we
thought it would be kind of neat if we gave that cd some
huge collectability value so, we have remixed the
version that will appear on our 'anarchy for two'
ep (released this thursday 30th). the guitars are
badder, the drums bigger and it just generally sounds
quite different making the powerplay version something
to tuck away for a few years then bung it on ebay and
watch the cash pile up!!! |
monday
27th january 2003
keep your eyes peeled for issue number 47 of rock
sound magazine! we've teamed up with them
and have produced some limited edition smell your mum
hoodies - the only chance you have to get one
of these is to enter the competition in the mag! |
saturday
25th january 2003
a range of spit like this t-shirts is coming some
time in feb. fans of the smell your mum
range won't be disappointed as these are gonna be just
as in your face! check em out on the official spit
like this webshite around about here... |
saturday
25th january 2003
recording has finally been completed on the 'anarchy
for two' ep. all that is left to do now is mix
the thing, master it then get it out to you lot.
official release date is thursday 30th jan!! |
wednesday
22nd january 2003
is this news?? well, it is now coz i said
so. actually, it's a bit of ego rubbing for li'l
ol' me! a friend forwarded me a link to an auction
on ebay where someone was trying to flog a cd of a band
i used to be in (penthouse suite). the bit
of ego boosting is where the seller describes yours
truly as a 'musical mastermind' - aw shucks! now
bow, kneel and generally do that worshipping
thing... |
tuesday
14th january 2003
i finally finished the cover to our new ep, 'anarchy
for two', last night - and it fucking rocks!!!
i've never seen a cover like it - go check it out here
on the official spit like this webshite and see
what goodies you can find.. and, yes, we did have
a lot of fun shooting that! |
saturday
11th january 2003
we have a half-page ad coming out in ice magazine
later this month (kind of a cross between bizarre and
loaded) for the tees and music. only mentioning
this ad as it features our very own vikki as the
star! you can check it out here. |
friday
10th january 2003
check out the new look spit like this
webshite - it's a great companion to this one!! as you know, we currently working
really hard to get our next ep ready for the end of this
month and, one of the things we desperately needed to do
was a revamp on the official site. so, it's now
nearly finished, it's up and it's looking fan-fucking-tastic!!!
so, what are you waiting for?? get your arse to http://spitlikethis.com
! |
tuesday
24th december 2002
i know it's xmas eve but life still goes on and you
still have to beaver away like a bastard, chipping at
the system if you want to make in-roads... anyway,
we've just confirmed that we will have a track on the
front cover cd of january's powerplay
magazine. so, look out for spit like
this 'trust your instincts' - a brand new track from
us (which will also appear on the forthcoming ep, out in
jan)!! we're quite chuffed about this as it goes
to about 20,000 nutters worldwide, most of whom won't
have heard of us so that'll be a few more friends turned
on to the sites 'n' sounds at smellyourmum.com!! |
saturday
14th december 2002
we've done it again! yet another review of our
'the pop shot!' ep and it's another weeeeird one!
my fave bit?? well, i like that they think we
sound confident and distinctive but my very fave bit is
where it says "if it were given human form, this
here silver disc would have broken one of your windows,
ordered a pizza and been sick on the cat before you even
had it out of the packet". how cool is
that?!? full review around about here... |
tuesday
10th december 2002
i'm a happy spunk bunny as of right.... now!! yes,
the new t-shirts are now available to buy. well,
we'll be getting our grubby hands on them in a few days
but you can actually buy them now. there are about
10 brand new designs as well as the 'classic' designs
that we all know and love. there will be another
15 or so coming later this year / early next. and,
to top it all, because of the deal with global, we can
now offer them for cheaper! ya can't say fairer
than that :o) |
friday
6th december 2002
xmas is nearly upon us so, to celebrate, we thought
we would do you lucky people an extra special xmas
card!! impress your friends and relatives by
printing them out and distributing them liberally!
with such a charitable action, satan claus is bound to
have an extra large bulging sack for us this
year!! go
get your xmas card right here! |
wednesday
4th december 2002
aw shucks, i'm goin' all gooey and damp... those
delightfully decadent people at bizarre magazine
have seen fit to stick one of our infamous t-shirts in
their latest issue (jan '03 / no 67) which should be
hitting the shelves any day now. page 105 in case
anyone's interested. looks great too - it the fuck
me hard one. just thought i'd mention it coz
we get excited about that kinda thing... step by
step. day by day. one by one. soon, the
whole world will know our nastiness <evil cackle>!
see the clipping
 |
friday
29th november 2002
why can't we suffer normal reviews like most
bands?? do we really stick out so fucking
much? i goddam hope so! just a few snippets
from one we received today - "an endless download
of electric pleasures..." / "like a swimming
pool full of chocolate for a love-starved brain..."
/ "i'm pretty sure they're really some kind of love
and terror cult...". you can read the whole
thing around about here
if ya like! |
wednesday
20th november 2002
all hail the mighty smell your mum! why are
we so jubilant?? well, yesterday we finally signed
our deal with global marketing, london, to get our t-shirts (the six designs you
already know and love plus another ten this month and
fifteen next) distributed around the cuntry. so,
within the next couple of weeks, they should be hitting
your fave freak store. we'll put a list of the
shops up that stock them soon. if u have a freaks
n geeks store near you that doesn't stock them, ask them
why the fuck not. then nail bomb the fuckers!! if
u own a store and want to avoid the whole nail-bombing
thing, click
here! |
friday
8th november 2002
got a review of our cd today - only problem is, it's
in italian!! you can see the full review here
but here's a (rough) translation with what the hell it
means in red (it's a good one, so that's the most
important thing!).. "they arrive the spit
like this, and you believe to me, a radical change to the music concept has been carried out!
(got
the spit like this ep and the music has a radical
new sound)
sounds of the sort could be only conceived from two crazy
english: zion, mind and voice of the group and
vikki, bassista and secret moglie of satana
(vikki
is the wife of satan and we're both
mad).
the slt are resolutions to fuse with the force of metal with the orecchiabili reasons
pop, compressing in this already difficult connubio also punk industrial: an eccentric conception of rock, this is the final
result (slt
fuse metal with the melody of pop adding punk
industrial).
already from the first trace of the ep, the slt have made me to understand that soon they will take to soccer in culo all the rockettari failed ones with hats caschetto that their pathetic "creations" deal us for
music (slt
are going to soon be playing soccer stadiums and showing
everyone else how pathetic they are).
ep the part with "asshole", epico beginning in order then to deflagrate in a riff catastrophic (to 230 bpm!) worthy of best the
jourgensen and barker (ministry, lard) (starts
off with the epic sounding asshole which soon
blows your fucking mind).
but the surprise is hardly to the beginning, like not citing
"hooked on you" with synth an arrogant
pop ' 80 and "beaten road" from i march sapore blues, covered both from crude guitars.
the ep their version of the "bohemian rhapsody" is concluded after all with
"i need a fix" and the more complete
piece (the
rest of the tracks are also surprising and fucking
awesome with i need a fix being the modern day bohemian
rhapsody).
a day to the bank of the seed they introduced the
metallica one, the duran duran and the zz top; after taken care of a unskilled labor and a good job of mixaggio, first malcapitata it was put pregnant.
in 2000 it give birth, today at a distance of two years that child has become a
monster from the revolutionary sounds (in
2000 slt was born and, after two years, has
become a revolutionary monster - hoorah!!)" |
wednesday
6th november 2002
hey, this is kinda cool.. you know our a.m.p.
thing? looks like news must be getting
around. just got this email - "i am doing
research for a documentary that will be against
manufactured pop and bringing back real bands and
musicians. we will be working with the likes of bowie
et al. to get as much maximum exposure. i would be
really grateful if you could send any information that
you deem helpful for arguments in the documentary. i
would especially like information on where the music
industry is going... are the "fat cats" going
to become extinct due to the internet etc... thank you
so much in advance and I look forward to your reply."
- au natrel, we have offered our point of view on all
this and, ya never know, they may just want us to get
involved. imagine it, us against gareth
gates. i can almost hear the screams... |
thursday
31st october 2002
back in the studio again! yes, it's true,
we're recording our first album tentatively titled "anarchy
for two" which will be released on our own
goddamn megabucks music label in january 2003
to tie in with a couple of other big things happening
that month. just to whet your appetites, some of
the songs being recorded are... naaah, you'll just have
to wait and see! it's gonna be a fucking monster
though! |
wednesday
30th october 2002
today has been a busy one, which i guess it good news
for us and our mission. in conversation with a
fantastic diamond geezer bloke at totalrock
radio, got a few goodies coming up in conjunction with
them.. won't give too much away yet, so watch this space
and, if you haven't done yet, go check out their
site. it, quite literally, rocks!! |
wednesday
30th october 2002
the british phonographic industry (that's bpi
to you and me) have just made megabucks music
(that's our very own record label in case you haven't
got that far yet) full members to their organisation.
the bpi are amongst the most powerful movers and shakers
in british music and represent just about every record
label in the country. they're also responsible for
the brits which means two things for us - 1. we
can vote on it (bye bye gareth gates) and 2. we get to
go along and piss off all the stiffs.
hoorah! that should liven things up a bit!! |
wednesday
30th october 2002
ok, this isn't anything to do with us but this is
important to read on. looks like some stupid council
motherfuckers didn't get the kick-back they wanted
from the london astoria this year and want to
close it down. this is bad and we have to do what
we can to keep it open. some bright spark has set
up a petition (and, no, it wasn't me for a change) so go
sign it. now. even if you've never
been. or if you have been and didn't like
it. after all, it's a rock venue so it needs to
stay open. go to http://www.petitiononline.com/astoria/petition.html
and do it now!! and whilst we're on the
subject of petitions, go sign our against
manufactured pop one. unless you're in
love with gareth gates and want to have his babies, you
nob-end... |
tuesday
29th october 2002
oh yeah! got some good news. we've just
had an all dayer with the guy who is gonna get our
t-shirts into all the little nooks and crannies of this
world and it would seem that he is completely one of
us. our travel expenses were paid in hash and him
and his cronies were hunting for some coke to liven shit
up. looks like he's gonna fit in just fuckin
fine. so, after we've sorted out the legal
bollocks, they gonna start hitting the streets....you
know those recent earthquakes the uk's been
having?? dem's not earthquakes. that's
middle england shitting a brick at our takeover!!!! |
friday
25th october 2002
'for he's a jolly good fellow' etc.. just got an
email from ginger (wildhearts) who told us
that the smell your mum logo shirt he wore
yesterday went down a storm on the kings road.
nice to hear it! ginger also mentioned that he dug
the spit like this cd particularly liking my
voice - i have to say it, he is a
man of impeccable taste! |
wednesday
23rd october 2002
we've got a competition coming up in bizarre
magazine soon! 10 lucky readers can win a
t-shirt each!! it will appear in the new year
sometime... global domination - can't
ya fuckin feel it??? can't ya fucking feeeeeeel
it?????!!!!! |
wednesday
23rd october 2002
we are proud to announce that our very own vikki has
made it to her 20th birthday!!! although she may
not be too happy about not being a teen-angel any more,
i know everyone that is supporting this site and is
kickin ass around the world spreading anarchy and
general nastiness would want to wish her a good
one. all prezzies (cars etc) sent to the usual
address... |
sunday
20th october 2002
is there no stopping us?? got an email from tommy
lee (methods of mayhem) today who is after
some of our tees - he's a particular fan of www.suckmy.co.ck
- what impeccable taste!! with tommy being one of
the most famous people on the planet, and a fuckin' rock
n roll rebel of the biggest most outrageous kind, sure
looks like our message is reaching the right people in
the right places all over the world! |
saturday
19th october 2002
as i have constantly said, treat this webshite as your
own. it is to that end that i spent a good bloody
few hours doing my head in to install a message board
for you. i've put a few topics in to get you
started so go put it to good use. i know it's
gonna take a while for it to get going but it should end
up being a cool little community filled with like-minded
sick-fucks, weirdos and freaks!! it will undergo a
few changes as i figure out how to make it look more
rock n roll so bear with me. one last thing, i'm
the guy in charge on it so, any questions, aim them to z@smellyourmum.com
 |
saturday
19th october 2002
got an email today from one of my all-time fave
people from one of my all-time fave bands - ginger from
the wildhearts. wants a coupla t-shirts and
says he's gonna wear it in a kerrang! photo shoot.
how fucking cool is that??! anyways, cheers ginger
and, from all of us, it's nice to see you back badder
than ever!! |
friday
18th october 2002
boy, you lot are greedy, insatiable fuckers!
how long has this webshite been up? about 5 fuckin
minutes and already we've given away 2,000 free stickers
to you!! if you haven't claimed yours yet, you
need to go to the free stickers page and send us an
email. we've also added a competition to this page
so, if you live outside the uk, the challenge is on...no
letting us down now, y'hear??!! |
tuesday
15th october 2002
looks like it's a cocaine and jack nite tonite! no sooner do i write up the news story below, i have to
get busy busy busy as we've just received notification
that zoë ball, tv and radio presenter, all-round
good chick, wife of fat boy slim and daughter of
the legendary johnny ball, has just mentioned
smell your mum on her top rated x-fm prime-time
radio show! the story is something along the lines
of, zoë walks into the studio, says hi to her
staff then stops dead in her tracks and says: "what
does that say on your t-shirt? smell your mum??
that's disgusting - we'll say no more about
that!". hoorah! some smell your mum
goodies will be winging their way off to zoë and
norman in the morning and, if you are that member
of staff, get in touch and you can have some more!! |
tuesday
15th october 2002
well, it seems we have help in low places... our
daily number of hits since launch is...wait for it...
666 hits per day. 666. woah! how
spooky is that??! first of all, a big fuckin'
thank you to each and every one of you sordid little
beasties for popping along, blagging a sticker, buying a
shirt, sending an email and generally making us feel all
wet and warm or stiff and rampant - big kudos and thanks
to you all. you know what's going on and where
it's happening and i cannot fucking believe how fast
this thing is growing. seems you people are just
telling all your mates then they tell theirs etc.
secondly, a big big fuckin' thank you to good ol'
beelzebub who, with a hit rate that devilish, obviously
approves! all hail satan and all his little horny
minions!!!! |
wednesday
9th october 2002
in the next coupla weeks our music is gonna debut on
cable channel TXT ME, so keep an ear out for that and a
big fucking thumbs up to them for having the balls to
play us! |
saturday
5th october 2002
until exciting shit happens, i'll just use this section
to advertise the fact that you can now have your very
own smell your mum desktop wallpaper. how
fucking cool is that?? go to the free stuff
section and it's in there... |
