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smellyourmum.com
- what is it?? well, this is our big fat 'up yours' and 'fuck you' to corporate
companies who try to cash in on music and youth culture.
sorry, but we're taking it back in every conceivable way. everything you see on
this webshite has been struggled for & fought for on a daily
basis for the last two fuckin' years by the head swelled
mother-fuckers that are spit like this.
so now i guess
you're really confused, right? ok, brief back story.
spit like this is us - a bad
ass rock band trying to make ends meet and smell your mum is the
range of clothing we created to do that.
if you like your music loud
and your clothing even louder
this is the place for you.
we have one
message and that message is simple.
fuck off if you like manufactured "bands". fuck off if you think that pop stars are neat. fuck
off if you follow fashion or like any one thing just because
somebody else tells you to and fuck right off if you're too much
of a pussy or a poseur to wear our fucking t-shirts!
so, go have a look
around the site. check out what we're all about, our
mission and our big plan for making some noise in this desolate
place. already smell your mum has slipped into
urban myth - with your help, we can turn it into a legend.
you don't have to buy anything (we always have free stuff to
give away) and access to all parts of this site are free.
but we hope you do see something you like and put your hands in
your pocket. as well as the notorious smell your mum
t-shirt, there are loads of other offensive slogans available -
and many more to come - go have a browse in the shop
if you can
answer 'yes' to the following questions, you're one of
us. you're one of the many that want to take a
stand and make a change. and the revolution starts
here with one simple message, one simple design and one
simple plan
1. do you
HATE authority and the way those nazi bastards
(teachers, parents, law enforcement, girls aloud etc) tell YOU what
to do??
2. do you
HATE the current bombardment of manufactured pop shit
aimed at 10 year olds that is bleeding music and real
musicians dry??
3. do you
want to take some action NOW??
you
do?? you know what to do...
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