 MEET LORD ZiON!!
Greetings and Beatings fiends and foes. I am Lord ZiON - the twisted motherfucker behind both SMELL YOUR MUM and SPiT LiKE THiS. I am the Godfather of the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE, of which this site is a part of. Nearly every sick, nasty, debauched slogan you see on this site has sprung from my loins. I also built this site, maintain it, write the descriptions and sort out your orders. I take great pride in thinking up new ways to insult and offend the general masses. So far, so good.. When you buy something from this site, you become part of music history. As you know, SMELL YOUR MUM was set up to fund my band, SPiT LiKE THiS, so every pound we make from this site gets put into SLT. You help make my dreams come true; you help keep me sane and you help keep me free. For that, I could never thank you enough. You guys fucking rock - HARD! And speaking of rocking hard - and just to prove that we're not full of shit - here's me on stage kicking ass in Nottingham.
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